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Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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Jubal

There has, but it was such a great swindle that they swindled history itself out of the story, so I can't tell you more than that.

Do bees like canapes?
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The Seamstress

Probably. Bees are quite sophisticated creatures.

Why is bunny?

Jubal

Because BUNNY SEEKS WORLD DOMINATION

Why is there not more reading time?
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The Seamstress

It's the wombats. It's always the wombats. Watch out!!

Who can accurately predict the future?

Jubal

Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse.

Why does Professor McBlusterfluff's Highly Trained Titmouse not tell us all the future?
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Tusky

Foreseeing the future requires far more birdseed than the Professor, struggling financially as he is, can provide.

How could we best market a new type of antisceptic sausage: the Savel(on)oy
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Jubal

A campaign fronted by affronted wombats.

Why is gin not giving me superpowers?
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