Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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Cuddly Khan

#915
March 14, 2016, 11:29:38 PM
Because if it was, then it wouldn't be paint at all!

What time is breakfast time?
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#916
March 18, 2016, 02:12:40 PM
All the time :D

Why isn't mead biscuit shaped?
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Cuddly Khan

#917
July 29, 2016, 12:44:57 AM
Because they make biscuit mixture out of rum instead. Mead is saved for chips.
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Jubal

#918
July 29, 2016, 12:56:05 AM
Why is your stupid question not being read out by a stupid giraffe? :(
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#919
July 29, 2016, 01:41:20 AM
Because giraffes don't exist.

Why are grammar is good?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

#920
July 29, 2016, 11:37:16 AM
Grammer iss god becuz sleepeeling ys bezzed.

How did paintbrushes cause the American Civil War to end so abruptly?
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Cuddly Khan

#921
July 30, 2016, 03:24:08 AM
Because they tried to stab each other with them. It didn't work.

What is the answer to my question?
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Jubal

#922
August 06, 2016, 12:45:09 PM
It is the answer to your question.

Why must tankards replace goblets?
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#923
August 06, 2016, 01:25:53 PM
Because gobbling food while you drink is bad for your health!

Why aren't honey bears as sweet as they sound?
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#924
August 06, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
Because they're sour at heart.

When are Armenians?
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Caradìlis

#925
February 23, 2018, 09:30:29 PM
713.

Why am I?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#926
February 24, 2018, 02:49:28 PM
The penguin did it.

Who is the microphone?
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#927
February 25, 2018, 08:00:25 AM
His name is mike, he hates his job...

What is colour?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#928
March 03, 2018, 11:31:19 PM
The absence of crane toads.

When does joy happen?
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Caradìlis

#929
March 04, 2018, 07:12:13 AM
Never.

What is music?
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