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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1005 on: April 08, 2018, 07:02:41 PM »
To eat man.

Is dog food better with milk or just dry?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1006 on: April 08, 2018, 07:46:15 PM »
I like it crunchy and it soaks too quickly in milk... :(

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1007 on: April 08, 2018, 10:57:34 PM »
Word book you can add a word to just by saying it enough that they accept it as part of the language. Wild.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1008 on: April 09, 2018, 05:51:55 AM »
They're great, the economy loves people like you... ;)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1009 on: April 09, 2018, 08:44:21 AM »
You don't have to. But you do have to get down.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1010 on: April 09, 2018, 09:38:47 AM »
No, but if you sing it in front of me, you will die and it will look like an accident...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1011 on: April 10, 2018, 08:29:34 AM »
No.


Who would win in a fight between a table, a jockey, some rain and the concept of unease
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1012 on: April 10, 2018, 10:29:58 AM »
The rain. Water is patient and water always wins...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1013 on: April 10, 2018, 01:59:10 PM »
All that food colouring you eat.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1014 on: April 10, 2018, 02:58:58 PM »
Let me refer you back to Jubal's answer from when I asked that question...
Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1015 on: April 12, 2018, 09:04:42 AM »
Wherever you last saw it. On the side, maybe?

All I ever hear these days is that my file has been "saved to the cloud" or my profile is "in the cloud". How do clouds store information?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1016 on: April 12, 2018, 09:10:10 AM »
The same way they store rain...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1017 on: April 12, 2018, 10:22:52 AM »
Elephant. SHREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Why not?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1018 on: April 12, 2018, 10:57:19 AM »
Because I'm tired and I can't anymore.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1019 on: April 14, 2018, 09:18:47 PM »
Wallaby-spittooning contests.

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