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Caradìlis
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 14, 2018, 09:30:24 PM »
Because Shakespeare wanted it that way and he's the boss...
Why can't I stop laughing?
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Tusky
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 16, 2018, 01:43:20 PM »
You must have either heard the world's most hilarious joke, or have become mad. I will opt for the first one since the the other will be a worrying and sad development.
How can the tin man in the wizard of oz function without a brain?
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Caradìlis
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 16, 2018, 05:13:21 PM »
(we're all mad here
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Same way most humans apparently do...
What colour is blue?
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Tusky
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April 18, 2018, 08:22:01 AM »
Orange.
If you are what you eat, what are you? (next poster)
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Caradìlis
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April 18, 2018, 12:02:13 PM »
Nothing apparently... Thanks for pushing my ego...
Why does green exist?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 19, 2018, 10:09:27 PM »
Because I need to get a colour scheme from somewhere
When did blue stop being black?
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Caradìlis
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April 19, 2018, 10:33:18 PM »
When she decided to drag herself out of that depression, because no one else was going to do it...
Why is there a suitcase on my wardrobe?
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April 20, 2018, 07:30:34 PM »
Because there isn't a suitcase under your wardrobe.
We often use the metaphor of "burying your head in the sand" to mean you are avoiding your problems. When a ostrich buries it's head in the sand, what problems is it hiding from?
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Caradìlis
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April 20, 2018, 11:16:58 PM »
Humans. When in doubt, it's safest to assume they are the root of the problem...
Am I hungry, or is my stomach just being generally grumpy?
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April 21, 2018, 09:39:14 PM »
You just have really bad gas.
What happens before things happen next at the current time?
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Caradìlis
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April 21, 2018, 10:48:37 PM »
Generally things that are either frightening, confusing, or both - is what I have found...
Why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 21, 2018, 11:00:27 PM »
Exactly.
How?
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Caradìlis
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April 21, 2018, 11:11:50 PM »
Don't look at me, I didn't do anything...
What exactly just happened?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 21, 2018, 11:14:02 PM »
The penguins started flapping and the planet spun backwards for exactly 0.2838947354 seconds.
Are facts true?
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Caradìlis
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April 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM »
Yes.
Is there life?
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