Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

Because of quantum and the overproduction of waffles

who can take a rainbow, and wrap it in a sigh?

[Caradìlis]

Poets.

Why do I let people be mean to me?

[Jubal]

All part of the grand scheme, I have no doubt

Why do I get fat when I eat?

[Glaurung]

Because you are not fitted with a matter transmitter to store the excess food somewhere else.

Why are humans not fitted with matter transmitters?

[comrade_general]

They are, it's called a bum!

Can you eat piranhas before they eat you?

[Jubal]

Well, you certainly can't eat them afterwards.

ლაპარაკობთ ქართულად?

[comrade_general]

Kajiggery mafiggery ac ploziggery.

Can you snort lobster bisque?

[Jubal]

No, it's impossible to buy the equipment anywhere nowadays.

Why doesn't this room have more sockets?

[comrade_general]

What would be the point you don't even have a ratchet.

How do I destroy these flies that are overrunning my life?

[Jubal]

File them.

How do I make more time happen?

[comrade_general]

Addition.

How do I make time stop?

[Jubal]

SCIENCE!

How do science?

[comrade_general]

Fine, thanks, and you?

[Jubal]

NEVER.

Dugongs. Explain?

[comrade_general]

No I'm still currently a plain.

Is it possible that I don't have to ask a question?