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Ierne
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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November 26, 2019, 10:56:38 PM »
Not sure at all.
If penguins aren't what they appear to be, then what are they really?
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November 27, 2019, 08:40:19 AM »
Why am I not getting a round of applause right now? I feel like I deserve one...
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November 27, 2019, 04:23:27 PM »
Because the round of applause was meant to be delivered by Albert and the Kolabora Band, and they're dead.
Why are Albert and the Kolabora Band dead?
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December 10, 2019, 09:20:44 AM »
They are? I just heard them perform their Charleston boogaloo suite in E minor on radio 1!
Do bats see ghosts?
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December 10, 2019, 10:34:14 AM »
No, they echolocate them.
Do ghosts see bats?
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December 10, 2019, 11:44:18 AM »
Yes. But they only see baseball bats.
Can dentists list times pugilists fists miss?
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December 10, 2019, 09:22:03 PM »
Not if the pugilist hits them hard enough the first time, they can't.
Why can I not curl up in an anteater's tail?
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January 02, 2020, 07:19:07 PM »
Because the tail entrances are designed for use only by chimps.
Ever ordered Double Gloucester Cheese and been annoyed it's a single portion?
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January 05, 2020, 12:34:10 AM »
No. Nobody ever dares to merely serve me a single double gloucester cheese.
Where do the old years go once we start using the new ones?
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January 06, 2020, 05:52:23 PM »
a nice retirement home on the south coast near Bournemouth
why save money when the money is never grateful?
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January 08, 2020, 11:43:32 AM »
Because otherwise the goblin-dragons will steal all the money and use it for their nefarious plans.
More tea?
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January 09, 2020, 12:03:47 PM »
It's actually: Fewer tea.
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January 09, 2020, 12:32:14 PM »
I think Bohemond seems suitable.
Fear ye the wrath of Bohemond?
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January 10, 2020, 01:35:31 PM »
Who is Bohemond?
Can Bohemond, his wrath, anger or any other emotion truly be feared?
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January 10, 2020, 08:55:04 PM »
No, it's important to always fear him in the most false manner possible.
What would Cthulu Calamari taste like?
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