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Caradìlis

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1500 on: March 29, 2020, 11:12:50 PM »
It is definitely not have recalibrated your cognitive functions to forget that you are a spy from the dark dimension, and we need to keep you from contacting your people and telling them all of our secrets... Because we did not... And you are not... And you should definitely not press that pressure plate at the back of your wardrobe... Don't do that... There is nothing there... Definitely nothing to see here...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1501 on: March 29, 2020, 11:18:16 PM »
Your drinking habit is wrecking your aim, and you're not getting down to the archery range enough to practice.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1502 on: March 29, 2020, 11:30:09 PM »
(I am banned from archery ranges... I keep hitting on the archers...)

Oh dear, it already has, you just haven't noticed...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1503 on: March 30, 2020, 09:06:29 AM »
I heard that the interdimensional guild of invisible time meddlers paid you a visit yesterday.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1504 on: March 30, 2020, 12:57:25 PM »
No thank you.

What kind of eel is a Neal?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1505 on: March 31, 2020, 11:36:40 PM »
One I ate. I am so sorry.

What is Mysterious Eel Extract best used for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1506 on: April 01, 2020, 07:35:29 AM »
Personally I think it is best used to create mysterious Nudibranch extract.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1507 on: April 01, 2020, 08:33:29 AM »
Yes - but you have to go and collect it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1508 on: April 01, 2020, 05:44:15 PM »
Because you are out of mirrors.

Why can the truth sound soo weird?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1509 on: April 07, 2020, 07:27:48 AM »
I believe it is because of the effects of chemtrails.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1510 on: April 07, 2020, 09:50:31 PM »
you know none of us are allowed to pass on that information. be careful where you mention such things...

why does nothing go with the colour magnolia? nothing?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1511 on: April 08, 2020, 11:00:00 PM »
The Things That Went With Magnolia were banished long ago. From reality. They know what they did. Nobody else remembers.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1512 on: April 12, 2020, 07:50:06 PM »
It would, but the constraints of society are weighing so hard on it, it is too shy to try.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1513 on: April 12, 2020, 08:04:04 PM »
Because a flock of pink ostriches stole them.

Where can I get a hat like this person has:  :bard:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1514 on: April 12, 2020, 08:11:43 PM »
By turning yourself into a small piece of two-dimensional artwork.

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