Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Caradìlis]

(You seem very defensive about this, are you sure it wasn't you?)

The Moonman told me to...

Why is blood a colour?

[Tusky]

Because otherwise it would be water, and blood is thicker than water. It's one of the only facts we know about blood.

What's your favourite gourd?

[Caradìlis]

Hokkaido...

Why can't I just die and be done with it?

[Jubal]

Because you haven't gotten round to killing me yet!

Why am flop?

[Caradìlis]

Because pm flop is ridiculous...

Tea?

[comrade_general]

U.

Y?

[Caradìlis]

Reasons.

My head hurts, can somebody kill me?

[comrade_general]

I don't know can we?

[Caradìlis]

Nah, believe me, I've tried... :/

Should I stop watching murder documentaries?

[comrade_general]

You should watch documentary murders.

Are there any documentaries about flossing?

[Tusky]

Yep there's a few...
A floss of the coin: The gamble of neglecting your teeth
Floss like a boss. A flossing story
Don't be "at a floss" about how to floss

Has anyone lost their pet spider? I found a stray one chilling out on my bedroom wall

[Caradìlis]

What does she look like? Large with yellow stripes? Because that would be mine...


Should I procrastinate more?

[Jubal]

Take a while to think it over.

Why aren't the eagles coming?

[Caradìlis]

Because... WINTER is coming...

Is Katy Perry a Lannister?

[Jubal]

In fact, several of them; she's secretly three clones of Tyrion stacked up inside a trench-coat.

Am I a Tully?