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Jubal

#870
September 08, 2015, 10:57:08 AM
Skynetflix.

Are feathers methodical?
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Othko97

#871
September 08, 2015, 11:01:55 AM
Only at precisely 2:30 on every other Wednesday.

Why do they never sell pairs of pears?
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Jubal

#872
September 08, 2015, 11:11:59 AM
Because they only sell pairs of pairs of pears.

Why is the world biased against apple pie?
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Othko97

#873
September 08, 2015, 11:22:08 AM
Because cherry pie is superior.

Why is the world biased for cherry pie?
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Jubal

#874
September 08, 2015, 11:26:07 AM
Because the world is an apple pie hating bastard.

Why are we forgetting blueberry pie?
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Othko97

#875
September 08, 2015, 11:30:27 AM
Because blue is a weird colour for food.

What about steak pies?
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Jubal

#876
September 08, 2015, 11:33:28 AM
They need ale.

What about PIE FLAVOURED PIE?
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Othko97

#877
September 08, 2015, 11:35:32 AM
Pie flavoured Pie is just pastry. Too dry.

What about meat and potato pie flavoured pie flavoured pie?
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Jubal

#878
September 08, 2015, 12:00:00 PM
Too much of a mouthful :P

What about IPie from Apple?
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Othko97

#879
September 08, 2015, 12:16:53 PM
Too expensive.

What about mince pies?
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Jubal

#880
September 08, 2015, 12:43:16 PM
They must only be eaten on St Crispin's Day.

What about eating humble pie?
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Othko97

#881
September 08, 2015, 02:34:41 PM
I prefer modest pie.

Does a watched pot ever boil?
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Jubal

#882
September 08, 2015, 02:55:08 PM
Pots cannot truly be "watched", they are simply holographic projections from a seventeen dimensional hyperspace.

What does a stitch in time save nine of?
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Othko97

#883
November 23, 2015, 10:45:34 PM
Stitches in unwatched pots.

Why are idioms?
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Jubal

#884
November 23, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
Because a stitch in apples saves a doctor of time.

What are the economic sectors of a goldfish's lampshade?
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